Coooool.

I was "surfing" around today waiting for it to be 5:00 so I can run screaming out of here, and I stumbled across the coolest thing I have ever seen. I want this!!! Of course, I'd need a pool too... hehe.. http://www.pooltherapy.com/underwater_bike_aqua.htm Isn't that so freakin' fly? It would really be awesome to be able to work out and stay cool. Rich people are lucky, seriously... I mean, maybe if I were Paris Hilton I could just whip out my daddy's credit card and order a couple of these. Eh. But then again. I don't really want to be Paris Hilton. She doesn't really seem like her life has more meaning than mine does, to be honest. Wouldn't you think that if you had all that extra money and time you could do great things? Yet... I dunno... rich people don't seem to be the ones doing great things. Except for Oprah. Oprah rocks. BUT see, she was poor once. She understands. You can telll Oprah is for real. Have I mentioned that I love Oprah? Except when she does shows on "THE DOWN LOW" and acts all fucking stupid like she never heard of bisexual men before. But I suppose I can forgive her this once. We all have our stupid-whenit-comes-to-whatever-topic idiosyncrasies, I suppose. Plus... I heard Paris Hilton has crabs. Not that it was from a reliable source or anything - but crabs would suck. OH oh OH, it's 5!!. later!