Obsessions, obsessoins...

ObSeSsIoN #1
I WANT A BIRD SANCTUARY!

So far I have had about 5 birds and 4 squirrels. I think I need a birdbath and to figure out some way to keep the squirrels off the bird's feeder, not that I am being a bitch and not wanting to feed the squirrels. I mean, I'd love to feed the squirrels too, but I think they are scaring my birds away. I bought finch food, and chunky nutty food for bigger birds like cardinals and woodpeckers. I saw the one squirrel hanging off the sheperd's hook by one leg, and open the top of the feeder, and start shoveling in the food. THEN I saw one who had lifted the top of the feeder and dropped inside, and just sat there, wedged into the feeder, gobbling. I can't really say I blame them. If I were hungry and here was a giant feeder filled with cheeseburgers you'd bet your ass I'd try to score me some. Anyway. I want pebbles for all around the base of the sanctuary, and a birdbath, and maybe another sheperd's hook with a different type of feeder or two. Oh, and maybe a dedicated squirrel space.

ObSeSsIoN #2
I WANT AN EMBROIDERY MACHINE!

They are so freaking cool. You can design your design ona computer and then upload the design to it, and it will embroidery it on fabric!! Damn that is so cool I can hardly contain myself. Do you even REALIZE how many aniversary gifts and potholders I could make?! And Scarves? And throws? And personalized underpants? I always thought it would be funny to make some that say sunday-monday-tuesday, and wedneday, thursday, friday... just as a joke.. you know, liek the ones with the days of the week on them,.. oh never mind...

ObSeSsIoN #3
I WANT TO HEAR EVERY JOHNNY CASH SONG EVER WRITTEN!!

I think I am well on my way. So far my favorites are "Man in Black", "Cause I love You" and "Far Side Banks of Jordan".. I don't count the old favorites I've known all my life though like "Ring of Fire" and "a Boy named Sue" because thats just a given. Johnny Cash rocked. Too bad both his kids who are trying to be musicians sound like marmots.