broke-ass

The top three worst things about being home with a broke butt muscle.

1) It hurts!
2) i'm so hungry i could eat myself, and i probably am, hopefully i'm eating off my chin first!
3) i'm using up my vacation days - now i will have one left til may.


The best three things about being home with a sprained butt.

1) i get to chat all day and not feel guilty.
2) i get to hang with my kitty, Nibbler.
3) i don't have to comb my hair.