Friday Morning UnHaiku-like Haikus

squeaky grass sparkling
autumn is moving in fast
the morning air knows

green apple soda
only the best pop ever
stolen from the fridge

so gas is three bucks
how excited can I get
broke is not so bad

my truck lurched and belched
does this mean i fucked it up
i really hope not

rotten tomatoes
pretty much all I have left
that and two green ones

instant messages
from babbling men like baboons
who don't get I'm gay