Back from the Dentist

Wow man. Don't wait to go to the dentist! This was the first time I had any work done in about 12 years and it was some crazy shit.

For two and a half hours, I was poked, prodded and reefed on by tiny blonde haired keebler sized dentists. It wasn't too horrible, but it wasn't as fun as it sounds, either. Whenever water backs up in my throat I automatically want to swallow. So I did... and then she'd yell.. "BREATHE THROUGH YOUR NOSE".. I still don't make the connection. Like, I don't want to gag or barf or gurgle murcury laded water, so I should breathe through my nose?

Then she told me I'm a weird mutant because I only have two wisdom teeth and two of my other teeth grew in completely backwards. She said they are still in line like they should be, just backwards. Hmm. And I thought my only mutation was my extra head...


but finally it was done... I got a free toothbrush, I got some floss, I even got a sample of sugar free chewing gum.

I actually survived. I wasn't sure I would. WHEEEEEEEEWWW.