Things I Now Know

1) Taking a bath for a good hour.. refreshing the water with pure hot when it needs it, is a truly wonderful way to spend an evening.

2) The Remote Control. It does feel rather nice in my hand. It also feels beyond nice to watch futurama, the brady bunch, and little house on the prarie EVERY DAY. (if I want to)

3) KFC's mac and cheese is delicious as a main dish. No chicken required. Yum to the Um.

4) Memory Foam. I never knew I'd enjoy sleeping in a marshmallow. Now I know I would.

5) Tart cherry juice mixed with apple cider - it's a taste like no other.

6) Popcorn made on the stove is 100X better than microwave. It just is!!

7) 70º is the perfect temperature for me. 67º is perfect for sleeping.

8) I like my eggs scrambled, and very occasionally unscrambled, with the yolk still runny.

9) I drink TONS more water if I keep it cold in the refrigerator or have ice.

10) Beauty is only skin deep. Life is short. Every cloud has a silver lining. THEY'RE ALL TRUE!!!!!!

Shazaaa!